Yep, it's true...

Silence is Golden

Ductape is Silver

There comes a time in your life, when you walk away from all the drama and the people who create it. You surround yourself with people who make you laugh. Forget the bad, and focus on the good. Love the people who treat you right, hope for the ones who don't. ...Life is too short to be anything but happy. Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living.

A Computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history with the possible exceptions of Tequila and Handguns.

*not my quote but words to live by

California King...

I am sick of the M*ther F*cking Snakes in my M*ther F*cking yard...

...just hope they stay away from my m*ther f*cking airplane..

My first unannounced guest. Could have been about 3-4 feet long. I counted seven rattles and he was fat.

Why don't snakes bite lawyers? Professional courtesy.

I am not a lawyer btw

Some people are so lucky, they shit rainbows. I hate them.

Still Alive

Live is short

Live it